Mass Hysteria

Carl has just found that her polling location to vote is at a Catholic Church...
Carl: "I might get up early, go vote, then stay for mass."
Me: "Carl, you're not Catholic..."
Carl: "I was raised by Catholics in my family! My Grandmom was Catholic!"
Me: "still, you are not Catholic..."
Carl: "I wasn't raised under one religion! I have attended many a mass! You can put that in my biography when I'm First Lady."
Me: "You have high hopes for yourself don't you?"
Carl: "ok, of Alabama"
Me: "no, Mississippi"

The end